Monday, October 27, 2008

Our Mission

We as NARCO members have made it our duty to sensor Blog Humor, when it is at the expense of unsuspecting husbands. We enjoy funniness, but rarely like to be the center of ridicule. This is a secret league of husbands, whose wives have decided that the only things they REALLY need in life is air, water, new shoes and blogs. While there is no real harm in polluting the internet with pictures of such things as husbands doing limp-wristed grins for the camera… or catching their belly sticking out of the bottom of their t-shirt…. Or bending over and exposing 14” of plumbers crack... Believe it or not, we do have an ounce of dignity, and we will forever embrace our mission to rid the world of embarrassing images of ourselves, and work harder, to leverage opportunities to return the favor when our wives least expect it.


Let this be a lesson to all you rubber-necking housewives. While you may think you are safe, to ridicule your husband, under the privacy of the world wide web… we are watching… And there are more of us than you may suspect. We will unite as one, and squash the e-ridicule that is so prevalent! We will someday be able to scratch ourselves, or grin funny when we have gas in our own home, without fear that our wife has her camera at bay in rapid-shot mode stalking our every move in anticipation she can bring a smile to the faces of other women who peek eagerly through the windows of our ‘private’ sanctuary.